I’d like to see the complete guest list for Gate’s Hu dinner. Not to use it against those people or their companies, but for curiosity’s sake. Microsoft, Boeing, Starbucks – fine. Who else? The more business hands Hu shakes, the better.
I hear "Fruit-of-the-Loom" is cutting some deal to feature Hu as a "guest fruit" on some upcoming TV ads. Fuji Apple? Asian Pear? Perhaps a clumsy but lovable little Kumquat who,("Hu"), is learning the "tricks of the trade." I hear Hu has a wicked sense of humor and great timing so if this deal works out it'll be a sure fire hit. Smuckers is rumored to be interested in Hu as well for a high priced, tiny bottled preserves line called "Hu's Schmuckers" available to only a select clientele.
I hear "Fruit-of-the-Loom" is cutting some deal to feature Hu as a "guest fruit" on some upcoming TV ads. Fuji Apple? Asian Pear? Perhaps a clumsy but lovable little Kumquat who,("Hu"), is learning the "tricks of the trade." I hear Hu has a wicked sense of humor and great timing so if this deal works out it'll be a sure fire hit. Smuckers is rumored to be interested in Hu as well for a high priced, tiny bottled preserves line called "Hu's Schmuckers" available to only a select clientele.
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