Thursday, December 06, 2007
In addition to wishing everybody a happy Hanukkah (I think it started on the 4th), I'd like to build on that Earth friendly notion for Jews to light one less candle in their celebration in order to save the planet, which only has 9 and a half years left, according to the unquestionable estimation of Dr. Gore, giver of peace. We can all do something. As a Christian, I plan on wearing an extra sweater and not burning the Ashen Faggot. I would urge radical Mohamattans to burn one less car each for an entire month. And Kwanzaa - well its celebraters can do one less of whatever they do. Lighting candles, is it? Together we can beat this thing.