Thursday, January 26, 2006

I think I can assist you, Frau Thomas

Ozzy, I mean, Helen Thomas, called Bush a coward for not choosing her during today's press conference, though she raised her hand every time. I've gone ahead and put the responses she may have received had she been given the chance to ask:

Thomas: "I wanted to ask about Iraq: 'You said you didn't go in for oil or for Israel or
for WMDs so why did you go in?'"

President: Please read at least one of the speeches I've given in the last two years.

Thomas: [regarding the NSA story] "You keep saying it's a 1978 law, but the Constitution 200 years old. Is that out of date, too?"

President: No.

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