It's just a Sissy Slap glove!

Lileks has the best take on the all the "torture" going on at our Gulag in Paradise. I can see the cat in that Warner Bros. cartoon with the Wheel of Doom (or whatever it was call) screaming "Not the Sissy Slap glove! Oh, God, anything but the Sissy Slap glove! No!!" It beats Udai style torture.