Is flag burning really this satisfying?

Scroll down these thumbnails and you will see that flag burning is a serious threat to the environment. I would propose a $15 billion dollar program that would seek to decrease emissions from flag burning by 20% over ten years. In addition, I would propose another $10 billion dollars in research for cleaner burning flags. If it becomes efficient enough, I may even decide to heat my home with flags....but we're not there yet.