Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Ultraman is 40

Japundit has pictures of his many manifestations.

4 comments:

Wagstaff said...

I remember Ultraman coming to our school in second grade and fighting a Godzilla-like monster. Afterwards, they both signed autographs. Which incarnation of Ultraman was it? I dunno, I can't pick him out of that line up, especially when several are wearing dinner jackets.

Mothra said...

I had lunch with Ultraman just the other day. He's still lookin' good. I'd 'hit that'even without the saki he was plying me with, but he's still insisting he's only 36 and that the 'equipment' is " all real and all Ultra, baby."

Joffy said...

Yeah, I got one of Ultraman's little "manifestations", took me 6 weeks to get rid of it. I guess it was his personal way of saying,"thank you for saving my ass." Tell him if he finds himself in another one of his " Z-Ton predicaments", he can kiss my ass.

Akiko Fuji said...

Mothra, I've got to warn you, he is not worth the heartbreak. After long haboring a secret love for Ultraman, I "accidentally" bumped into him at a kareoke bar. After a few drinks we went back to my place. Well, I don't know if it was the alcohol or what, but lets just say that his "performance" was less than spectacular. Here he was, all sweaty and pleased with himself,(he was the only one), telling me things like "Oh, yeah, baby...I'm gonna split you in two!" (what with? his "Ultra-Slash" powers?), when I just couldn't stand it anymore. I told him to go on home and sleep it off, maybe we'll try it again some other time. All of a sudden he put up his "Shield Wall," shot me the finger, and with hot tears in his "eyes", teleported the hell out of there. After that things were more than a little uncomfortable at work. He never spoke to me again. So, do yourself a favor ladies, don't fall for a superhero, they'll hurt you every time. They're too busy saving the world to have anything left for us. Really.