Thursday, July 01, 2004

Have a Happy July 4th, with The Onion!

From the Onion's All American All The Time PATRIOT Issue:
American People Ruled Unfit To Govern
Hero Citizen Can Name All 50 States
Government Issues Citizens Official 'Screw You' Packet

Makes me proud ta be uh uhMurriken!

1 comment:

Jeffrey Hill said...

Come on? 8-1 in favor of that ruling? I say at least 7-2. Remember, there's Scalia and Thomas.