Sunday, July 02, 2006

Results are in for the "Next Finknottle Column" pool

Who had 2:08pm for Sunday, July 2nd? Nobody? I believe I had Sunday of next week. No winners? Then the prize will roll over to the next contest.

Incidentally, the staff at the Liverputty offices signed a petition to have Finknottle's slurry mechanism and word-grinder removed from the premises because of the odor it produces. Quite often, Finknottle vanishes for weeks on end after saying he's "out for a quick lunch" - and the slush eventually "turns."

A separate petition was also signed to insist that Funknostril bathe thrice weekly.

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