Sunday, July 23, 2006

Where is Finknottle!?

His column is one of the few I read these days. Did the well of questions run dry? Did the bounty on his head pay off? Did his Beirut vacation go awry? Must I settle for Ann Landers?

1 comment:

Jeffrey said...

You will NEVER have to settle for Ann Landers! Contact with Finknottle has been sparse, but he will be back sooner rather than later. It's just that Singapore is very serious about enforcing its laws. When we get him back, we plan on hosing him down and fastening him to his desk with a better chain than the one we used last time.