Liverputty's new advice columnist

Oprah had Dr. Phil, so it's only fitting that Liverputty has Augustus Finknottle - a fellow skilled in the art of dispensing sound and unsound advice. Soon, there will be a method to forward your "issues" and "problems" directly to Augustus so that he may address them. Be sure to make the new advice webpage, The Frontal Lobe, (linked to the right) part of your routine stops in cyberspace.